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i'm out

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:18:00 +0000

The holiday totally screws up the news. Or the celebrity gossip. Everyone goes home early and there's no new pictures. Probably be a lot Sun or Mon.

So here's Mila Kunis, because she's hot.

Happy Independence day. Go get drunk and blow shit up naked.

kylie minogue in concert

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:57:00 +0000

If you look closely, and how can you not when the images are this fucking big, you can see she has weird wart things in her cleavage. She should get the doctor to zap those off.

I don't understand what makes people want images that are actually bigger than the person. Kylie is tiny. These are huge.

new claire danes nipslip

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:15:00 +0000

via laxtime

Here are two older ones.

christina ricci in a bikini

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:03:00 +0000

I used to really want to see Christina Ricci naked. Ever since Black Snake Moan I'm kinda tired of it.

perez hilton's black eye

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:47:00 +0000

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the best things in life are free

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:54:00 +0000

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naked chicks doing yoga

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:43:00 +0000

I like watching videos of naked chicks exercising. There isn't enough of that kind of porn.

jessica simpson no bra

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:06:00 +0000

The pretty but dumb girl forgot to wear a bra. This made all the boys happy.

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denise richards in a bikini

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:06:00 +0000

I wouldn't hit it. I know, my standards are usually very low, but that's a whole lot of crazy. I don't need that kind of problem.

kim kardashian in a bikini, as usual

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:40:00 +0000

This is from the Sierra Mist beach house. So Sierra mist, the makers of sugar water, rent a house and have women in bikinis stay there. Then they take pictures. And us bloggers dutifully post the photos and Sierra Mist gets free advertising. Ingenious, really.

One day I'm going to be rich enough to afford a woman like Kim Kardashian.

Of course, by then I may be too old to do anything with her. But medical science has come a long way. One day they will have super-viagra!

Also, what the hell kind of makeup will stay on in the pool like that? Is it tattooed on?

mischa barton got drunk

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:17:00 +0000

Isn't she lovely? What's with that hat?

tricia helfer in maxim

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:53:00 +0000

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bar refaeli sorta naked video

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:42:00 +0000

She's naked but you never see anything.

katy perry in esquire

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:48:00 +0000

Wow, for once she isn't wearing those stupid shorts.

fuck you

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:03:00 +0000

beverly mitchell in bra in weird sex scene

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:02:00 +0000

Here's Beverly Mitchell from Seventh Heaven. She's all grown up, and grown out. Nice tits on her.

lady gaga wears blonde pizza on her head

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:38:00 +0000

And stupid glasses.

keira knightley sorta naked

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:27:00 +0000

Here's Keira Knightley wearing only suspenders, for some damn reason.

mariah carey as a dude

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:13:00 +0000

Here's a pic of Mariah Carey dressed like a dude.

If she were a dude, she'd be really dorky.

it's hot, damn hot

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:10:00 +0000

Here's a video of Michelle Trachtenberg cooling off.

i'm more upset about billy mays's death than i am michael jackson

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:29:00 +0000

Billy only looks like a child molester. Michael actually was one.

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mickey mouse vibrator for sale on ebay

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:53:00 +0000

Apparently Disney made Mickey Mouse vibrators for the Japanese market.

emma watson, sorta gothy, sorta fetishy

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:42:00 +0000

Elle magazine scans.

I'll be glad when Harry Potter is over and they let this wildcat run free. I bet there will be an Emma Watson sex tape, soon.

ashley tisdale shorts

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:28:00 +0000

I don't know what you would call this. It's like a combination of an upskirt and a cameltoe. A camelskirt? An uptoe?

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lily allen at glastonbury

secretguy@gmail.com (Maxwell Hammer) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:12:00 +0000

She's kinda looking strange in this one. Purple wig, strange, glittery eye makeup and a lot of cleavage. That last part is good.

If she had on rollerskates she might look like an extra in Xanadu.

http://www.celebritysnap.com/celebrities/lily-allen-2009-glastonbury-festival-day-1/