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naked trekkies

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poster for dvd of brittany murphy movie

Apparently Redbox put this poster in all of it’s machines. Now they are freaking out trying to get to all the locations and take them out.

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lucy lawless sex scene

Not that she isn’t hot in this pic, but why couldn’t she have done this 20 years ago? It would have been better, then. link

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jessica simpson ear candle video

Here’s Jessica Simpson with a burning candle in her ear. Part of it seems to be made out of a Papa John’s pizza box. The way she moans and screams makes me wonder if it’s giving her an orgasm.

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I just love Tila Tequila. She’s such an exhibitionist.

Tila Tequila nipslip

Tila Tequila nipslip

great shirt

I want one.

We're all Vice Presidents in the Joe Biden Fan Club

We're all Vice Presidents in the Joe Biden Fan Club

bai ling in fur and a tutu and nothing else

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if it’s ok for women to use sex toys…

Then why isn’t it for men? The Fleshlight is supposed to be better than the real thing. They even took latex molds of some pornstars pussies and shaped them to be exactly the same.

Fleshlight

Fleshlight

And if you’re into it, here’s the Ejaculating Butt Plug. Great for those who aren’t into the vag, or who just want to experiment….

Ejaculating Butt Plug

Ejaculating Butt Plug